Interview taken on 2/27/01
What is your primary handle? ogata. but in my REAL handle is ZER0 COOL, you may
remember me from such movies as "hackers" and "little boys with their pants down
in elementry schools." most people call me will.. most people are about 6. i'm a
What are your current AIM screen names? hack canada, flaming cupcakes. (and no,
i don't go on them) if you really want me, email me.
What is your e-mail address? email@example.com
Do you have a web site? as a matter of fact. i do have a "site" although if it's
worthy of being called a "web site" on this here "information super-highway" i'm
not quite sure. onegeek.net
What is your real name? will.
Where do you live? yeehaw-colorado.
How old are you? 16
What are your hobbies? sitting. graphic design, html, dhtml, java, snowboarding
(although i don't get out anymore) and uh, oh.. i drive. sleeping's always good.
there's pleanty of things that i do that are interesting. i think. oh, and witt.
driving around and making old people become very.. very angry. such mischief.
How would you describe your physical appearance? 5'10-5'11 somewhat-muscular
climber build. shrug. i've GOT PICTARS!! I AM HOT AN SEXY 18 YEAR OLD
CHEERLEADER READY FOR ACTION BABY! I'M NOT WEARING PANTIES! IM ME FOR HOT AND
What do you hope to do as a profession? well, aside from getting a cisco cert,
my msce and slaving on computers for the rest of my life, i could always fall
back upon my graphic design/web design skills.. as well as my writing ability.
either that or i could juggle midgets and watch the simpsons. i'm not wearing
any pants. oh, sun microsystems has offered me a position doing web design for
their EM division. odd, considering i don't even really enjoy web design.
How long have you been on AOL? holy god.. too long. what since.. christ.. hard
to count. i was in elementry school.. so that's what 5, 6 years. jesus, what a
way to piss away your life.
What programming languages are you familiar with? HTML, DHTML, JAVA, a little C
and CGI, some PERL, FORTRAN II, FORTRAN IV, FORTRAN 77, COBOL, BASIC, PL/I, C++,
ALGOL 60, ALGOL 68, Pascal, LISP, PROLOG/LUCID, FORTH, LOGO, APL, ADA, LOGO,
Smalltalk, and just a teensy weensy ittsy bittsy smidgen of VB.
How much time do you think you spend online each day? day, night, morning,
evening. it's all one big jumble.
What do you spend most of your time online doing? sitting here coding or just
wasting time. and come to think of it.. i really don't even go on aol anymore. i
guess i just talk to my good friends while working or reading.
Who are your good friends online? pearl, ryan, eric, aaron, kyle, justin,
donald, mike, the other mike, lee, ken, kelly, karen, dennis.. and all my good
friends i've seen dissappear over the many years. jesus. and i still talk to all